Creepy Passwords!
Passwords…
…Its EVERYWHERE! Everyone has it and Each one has a dozen of them!
Arrgghh…Y do I have to have so many when I dont want to have any!
Passwords (PW, henceforth) have simply taken over the world. They are just everywhere-ur house, ur workplace, ur neighbourhood lounge, just everywhere- in various forms- ur mailclient, ur washing machine, ur toaster, ur neighbourhood atm, ur fone, ur pager, ur scheduler, ur microwave oven….just everything!
Born on the pretext of making life safe n simple, it has slowly slithered into our-very-own-lyf like a green mamba under thick grass and simply made it a lot more clumsy n weird n creepy n crazy n…
I need to mail my dearie, I must hav one;
I need to cyber-socialise, I must hav one;
I need to spend my own money, I must hav one;
I need to use my very own PC, I shud hav one;
I need to sms my feelings, I shud hav one;
I need to get ino the nearest lounge, I need to hav one for my “identification” as a registered member…
(Holy crap! I paid 5000 bucks to get into Ur elite-members list n U need just another shitty PW to identify me?)
…I need to page my wife that I’m busy in a meeting when I’m actually busy with a whore, I need to pause a bit to type that bloody ass-fuckin’ PW;
I need to hav my daily dose of porno, I need to register, and thus, hav one.
Can U believe that? (Even to write this piece of shit abt how much I hate PW, I had to hav one.)
Now C’mon! Let me decide if I need a PW. I dont care if some moron somewhere finds time to read my mails. I dont care if my present girl gets to find out what I hav in my spambox. I dont care if my boss finds out that I mail his wife from office. I dont care if anyone else uses my toaster, dish-washer or microwave… I dont care if my wife finds out I hav more girls on my call-list than the number of days in a year. I just dont giv a shit.
Just let me decide. Dont make me have PWs. Dont scare me with your No-PW or Weak-PW stories/theories of theft n cheatings. I know its U who is responsible for most of them.
Y do I hav to remember/jot-down some weird permutations of my bday, my frst gf, my nickname, or whaterver just bcos U feel I should!!
Giv me a break yaar! I hav had enuf dosage of safety n all… Let me litter! Let me free!
