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Ghajini: What if…?

January 11, 2009 at 18:35 (Fun, Humour, Sarcasm)

What if…

…Farha Khan/Karan Johar Directed Ghajini…

• The film name would start with a K…Probably “Kambhaqt Ghajini” or maybe “Koun Ghajini” or else “Kissa Ghajini Ka”.
• SRK would have played Aamir’s role with the screen name Rahul
• Instead of suffering from a loss of memory, he would have actually died to be re-born and take his ‘pratishodh’
• KJ special- Asin is Ghajini’s wife. She has xtramarital affairs with SRK and thats why Ghajini killed them. (SRK must get sum1 else’s girl.)
• The movie would have ended on a high with SRK finally meeting a re-born Asin
• The film would have actually started with Asin preparing for her thesis on re-birth and she would actually meet SRK within 5 mins of the start of the film. The first meeting sparks off lightning and thunderbolt and SRK would get glimpses of his past(actually a hip-hop bollywood number instead of the fight where they die).

…Rakesh Roshan Directed Ghajini…

• No surprises. Hrithik would be the hero in the film.
• Instead of a business man, he would actually be a DJ or Physical Trainer and hence the poor guy.
• Asin would be the rich gurl- the daughter of multimillionare Ghajini, heading the research on Xtraterrestrials at NASA.
• Hrithik would actually suffer from alienosis and not loss of memory. (Ghajini actually tricked Hrithik to send him to Pluto where aliens infected him with this ‘bimari’ but gifted him supernatural powers.)
• Aliens realise later that Hrithik was born because of some weird human-alien “InterAction” and so they decided to heal him back to normal
• The film will have Rajesh Roshan’s contribution in the form of copied music
• Obviously Hrithik would occupy the screen the complete duration of the film except for 15 mins(cos he had to go to the loo). He gets all attention- flexes his muscles, dances like no1 else…
• The film name has to start with a K again… “Kahaan Gaya Wo Kambhaqt Ghajini?”

…Sanjay Leela Bhansali Directed Ghajini…

• Jiah Khan would be studying in MIT.
• Aish would play the role of Asin and Salman would play the role of Aamir.
• The total film budget would be just 50 crores. (Add another 10 for the clothes and the make-up for the actors.)
• The film would actually be an hour longer because each scene HAD to be shot from all possible angles

…Ram Gopal Verma Directed Ghajini…

(Expect the Wild… I can’t match him… Help Me with this one)

• Amitabh Bachhan would be in the character that Aamir played
• The film would be titled “Ramu ki Ghajini-Bhulna Mana Hai”
• Rani would play Asin’s role
• The story would go on for 4 hours. Expect the wildest location with weirdest sets.
• The movie would have borrowed dialogues and remixed tunes with hardly any lyrics(actually the same line would keep repeating throughout the song-albeit at distinct tones and pitch).
• I was unable to decide on a suitable story. Probably it would be sthng like-
• Story 1: Amitabh dies. Rani escapes with the scar. She gives birth to Amitabh’s son who goes to school, obeys his mother, and finally gets to read his father’s diary on his 18th birthday at the end of the film. (Ramu’s actually eyeing for an sequel. So just wait…)
• Story 2- Amitabh dies, Rani escapes with the scar n fights Ghajini.
• Story 3- Amitabh dies, Rani gives birth to BigB’s son and dies. Their son kills Ghajini, Ghajini’s son knows about this at the end and decides to take revenge in the sequel.

All Hail The Great RGV!!!

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